Jack Bauer is just unstoppable.

In my short time watching 24 Jack Bauer has:

1. Singlehandedly reinvented the one karate chop take down. Star Trek created it--but Bauer's perfecting it.

2. Killed a man with his cell phone. (It was a terrorist with a remote control device that Chloe was able to hack into. Given enough time, Chloe could hack into a ham sandwich.)

3. Shot the wife of a man he was interrogating, in an attempt to make him talk. We'll he said no to Jack Bauer--cleary forgetting who he was dealing with. (I will scream at the television, warning those against crossing Bauer.)

4. Killed a hitman at CTU with a pair of surgical scissors. Bauer plunged this instrument not once, but twice, into the man's throat.

5. Since everyone had assumed Jack was dead since the end of season four--he's essentially had to apologize at least 4 women at least 2 dozen times. (This is when I should go for a snack but instead I yell at my TV, arguing, that Bauer doesn't have time for this when there are do many people left to yell at, harm and ultimately kill.)

If you aren't watching 24, Jack Bauer already has you on his list and is ordering Chloe to download schmatics of your house to his cell.